So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
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my poor anus
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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