Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
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It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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