So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
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Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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