There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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