i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
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A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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