Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He has the fingertips of a God
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