I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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