I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
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So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I think I just sharted jello shots
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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