I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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