ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Randomize