i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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