I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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