these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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