Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
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Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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