He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
my liver is dry heaving
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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