she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize