just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
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Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
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We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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