my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
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There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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