Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
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The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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