have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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