Plan B is the new Plan A
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
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It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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