Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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