She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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