And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
try to milk me bitch
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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