Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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