do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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