I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
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He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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