trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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