She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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