i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
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Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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