I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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