Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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