Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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