Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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