I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
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Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
We just shotgunned beers for America
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
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Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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