OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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