what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
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I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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