yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
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Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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