none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
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So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
So much Jack, so little girl.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
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