They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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