You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I will pee on everything he values.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
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The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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