I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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