You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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