I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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