please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
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This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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