Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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