i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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