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(248): View more from Michigan

I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.

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(248): I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out. http://tfl.nu/085c

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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.

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(312): I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4. http://tfl.nu/sr4z

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(704): View more from North Carolina

So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.

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(704): So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material. http://tfl.nu/5qwl

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(937): View more from Ohio

I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay

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(937): I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay http://tfl.nu/llvu

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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."

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(802): We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money." http://tfl.nu/9u0b

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(845): View more from New York

I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting

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(845): I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting http://tfl.nu/6shn

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(704): View more from North Carolina

Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?

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(704): Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane? http://tfl.nu/zikg

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(678): View more from Georgia

Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.

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(678): Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless. http://tfl.nu/cahf

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I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.

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(607): I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength. http://tfl.nu/np75

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I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.

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(203): I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight. http://tfl.nu/nwmv

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(513): View more from Ohio

Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.

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(513): Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night. http://tfl.nu/vga8

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Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.

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(651): Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize. http://tfl.nu/ao6w

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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.

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(734): he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur. http://tfl.nu/43r1

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Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.

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(647): Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor. http://tfl.nu/ry4y

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I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.

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(563): I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took. http://tfl.nu/2cez

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