How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
His hands were made for my vagina.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
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Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
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It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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