ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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