i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
the liver wants what the liver wants
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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